So, the Hunters (as usual!) are all ‘raargh raargh raargh’ because Volley has been removed from the game.
“We’ll be at a disadvantage!” “No one will take us to raids!” “I can’t AoE while I’m questing!”
So, I have an idea.
Blizzard, give Volley back to the Hunters. Please. Please please please. That lot is so damn loud and everything, and I just want some peace, damn it.
Take my Rain of Fire instead.
Yes. I’m serious. If Blizzard took away Rain of Fire, I’d do a little victory dance. Naked. In the middle of my lounge room. That’s how excited I’d be.
Don’t you guys get bored using channelled spells? Seriously? I mean, yeah, they are handy for a few things. You can cast it, then tab out. You can cast it, then get a snack. You can cast it and wax your legs at the same time. You can cast it, then check out the guy washing his car over the back fence.
But oh my fricking ever loving monkey god is it boring to cast a channelled spell over and over.
I’ve had instance runs on my Hunter where I use Volley almost exclusively. I’ve had the same on my Warlock. Sure, my Warlock is slightly more awesome, simply because fire balls coming from the damned sky kicks the arse of arrows any day of the week. But it’s the same old snorefest. Press button. Wait. Press button. Wait. Press button.
I want to have to use a rotation. I want trash where I might have to think (gasp!) a little. I don’t want to watch my bloody cast bar crawling downwards, and I don’t want to play a game where the main advantage is I can wax and play at the same time.
Besides, you only have so much body hair, and then what do you do?
So, Blizzard: abolish all channelled AoE’s. I’m putting this one down to Hunter bias: why are they allowed to have a fun playstyle experience while the rest of us get to suffer the crawling cast bar of doom? Damn you Hunters. Damn you!Tags: Cataclysm, Rain of Fire, Volley