It seems I may have offended Death Knights in yesterday’s post.
I could say that no offense was intended. I could say that I was actually mocking the tanking community (and, by extension, the WoW community) for their attitudes towards Death Knights.
But now, I don’t want to. You have convinced me that it is much more fun to keep babbling on about DK’s rather than merely apologising. Because, as we all know, apologising is for Mages, Sissies, and People Who Are Often Wrong.
OK, Death Knights, here is our two prong approach to fixing your problem.
1. ‘There are so many crappy Death Knights!’
Well DUH. Every man and his dog is going to roll the class that starts FIFTY EIGHT levels ahead of the rest of us. Simple logic really.
- Starting 58 levels ahead is kinda lazy
- The average person is lazy
- Therefore, everyone will want to start 58 levels ahead.
Unfortunately, many of us are not good at Death Knightery. That’s OK, I am sure they are all good at something else. Like crocheting. So, we simply need to persuade these people to not play a Death Knight anymore.
We could always tell them that they just suck at the DK. In my experience, people do not take this too well at all. This may lead to you being called an elitist asshat, or worse.
Or, we could just kill them.
We’d be doing the world a favour, really.
2. Death Knights doesn’t afraid of anything! Except a wee bit of mockery.
Death Knights are like the new plate wearing Mage. They stand around, try hard to look pretty, and QQ at the drop of a hat. Not the way to behave for the class that is trying to take the evil mantle from Warlocks.
Stop crying when we pick on you. Instead, grab the said mocker’s face, and smash it into the nearest Runeforge. Then stick your nice specially enchanted weapon right up their posterior, until they beg for mercy. I would suggest you stop if they are doing the wrong sort of begging as well, since that means they enjoy that kinda thing *looks at the Mages*.
Stand up for yourselves!
Also: This is really just a sneaky way to write a post about RealID, without putting RealID in the title or in the majority of the post, I have tricked you into reading something that ultimately is about something you are not at all interested in because you have heard it so many times already and OMG just shut up about it!
Also, thanks to BRK for letting me shamelessly steal his technique of conveying messages. And by letting me, I refer to the type of letting that happens without consultation… so the ‘letting’ in that sentence is utterly pointless. He didn’t let me at all. But that’s OK, ‘cos he’s just a Hunter, after all. Just a big red scary one. /hidesTags: Death Knights, Humour, Real ID, tips