So, Twitter introduced this simultaneously awesome, yet irritating-as-a-Gnome ‘Follow These People!’ thingamajigger.
So far, I’ve found some cool people. I’ve also found some people that I do not want to follow, not that Twitter gets the god damn point there.
What the? Follow myself? What sort of crazy world is this? I mean, for starters I wouldn’t recommend me to anyone, ever. I’m not all that exciting on Twitter (it’s the equivalent of watching a small child discover a video camera for the first time – when you play it back you get a whole heap of nostril shots, maybe something of the cat getting chased, and then more nostril before finally getting dropped on the ground and sat on).
So, I’m a little offended that Twitter thinks my taste is so poor that I would even want to follow myself. Seriously. I follow quality, damn it…
Wait… does this mean Twitter thinks my follower pool is so small and straggly that I have to resort to following myself to bolster the numbers? Seriously guys – that hurts.
Maybe Twitter has just realised that I spend most of my time talking to myself, and we may as well make it official.Tags: twatwaffle, twitter