Comments on: On Gnomes http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/ Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:42:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Weatherlight - Runetotem EU http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/comment-page-1/#comment-2414 Weatherlight - Runetotem EU Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:26:45 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/#comment-2414 Good for Dual-Wielding... On a Stick? Good for Dual-Wielding… On a Stick?

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]]> By: Gnomeaggedon http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/comment-page-1/#comment-2406 Gnomeaggedon Tue, 03 Aug 2010 10:31:32 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/#comment-2406 lol seems my work has already been done. Gnome are more like Diamonds... They are beautiful as they are, no purpose is required for their existence, however as beautiful as we may be, you will find that we are the hardest substance on Azeroth and can cut through Demon Armor like a hot knife through butter. Twirl us by our pigtails, punt us to the far reaches of Azeroth... but just one tip... Don't ever sleep again, because we will find you. It wont be the Boggy man under your bed, it wont be muggers is dark alleys... One day that footstool will remove your toes before you have time to put your cocktail down. One day we will find you, and when we do, we will slice, dice and roast you. Most likely at that point we will feed you to our novelty pet, which while it may be larger than us, treats us with sensible respect. lol seems my work has already been done.

Gnome are more like Diamonds… They are beautiful as they are, no purpose is required for their existence, however as beautiful as we may be, you will find that we are the hardest substance on Azeroth and can cut through Demon Armor like a hot knife through butter.

Twirl us by our pigtails, punt us to the far reaches of Azeroth… but just one tip…

Don’t ever sleep again, because we will find you.

It wont be the Boggy man under your bed, it wont be muggers is dark alleys…

One day that footstool will remove your toes before you have time to put your cocktail down.

One day we will find you, and when we do, we will slice, dice and roast you.

Most likely at that point we will feed you to our novelty pet, which while it may be larger than us, treats us with sensible respect.
Gnomeaggedon´s last [type] ..There is no “I” in “PvP”

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]]> By: Wynthea http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/comment-page-1/#comment-2277 Wynthea Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:34:08 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/#comment-2277 Gnomes are wonderful... With tartar sauce. They also make a great roast! (Don't try to stew them, though, they are too squishy. Tough Dwarf meat makes for better long-cooking dishes like soups and stews.) Gnomes are wonderful…

With tartar sauce. They also make a great roast! (Don’t try to stew them, though, they are too squishy. Tough Dwarf meat makes for better long-cooking dishes like soups and stews.)

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]]> By: Oombulance http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/comment-page-1/#comment-2273 Oombulance Sat, 24 Jul 2010 15:53:26 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/#comment-2273 Hmm, to be honest I have never thought about gnomes having a "use". Interesting question and I must admit you have me rather stumped. Giving murlocs some friends to play with? Hmm, to be honest I have never thought about gnomes having a “use”.

Interesting question and I must admit you have me rather stumped.

Giving murlocs some friends to play with?
Oombulance´s last [type] ..Lazy Mode Bear Tanking Proper druid Gold update

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]]> By: Saresa http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/comment-page-1/#comment-2266 Saresa Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:00:09 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/#comment-2266 Oh no, I do believe I have put my foot in my mouth (seeing as I have probably the world's most pitiful dueling skills). I shall have to ponder this prize that I have no chance of winning. Oh no, I do believe I have put my foot in my mouth (seeing as I have probably the world’s most pitiful dueling skills). I shall have to ponder this prize that I have no chance of winning.

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]]> By: Tillemon http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/comment-page-1/#comment-2265 Tillemon Sat, 24 Jul 2010 02:33:08 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/#comment-2265 You forgot: - kicking them out of the passenger seat of your rocket while high in the air - standing next to large pets for amusing size comparison - invading Horde cities en masse - miniature corpse graffiti And for your first comment about gnome mages - I challenge you to a duel! If I win, you post a retraction. Name your prize if you win. You forgot:
- kicking them out of the passenger seat of your rocket while high in the air
- standing next to large pets for amusing size comparison
- invading Horde cities en masse
- miniature corpse graffiti

And for your first comment about gnome mages – I challenge you to a duel! If I win, you post a retraction. Name your prize if you win.

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]]> By: morkuma http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/comment-page-1/#comment-2263 morkuma Sat, 24 Jul 2010 01:49:00 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2010/07/on-gnomes/#comment-2263 apparently gnomes are for killing other locks....... apparently gnomes are for killing other locks…….

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