As I write this, I am pretending in my own head that I am actually writing a study guide for my Year 12 students. It’s the only way I can assuage my conscience (although it is small, it is also annoying, like a splinter that wont come out).
It’s been a good long while since I pondered the wonders of Warlockery. Well, today, I FELT like a Warlock. I cackled delightful cackles of glee and mirth. Why?
Mages got Nerfed! It’s like Christmas! Well, by nerfed… they got stuff given to them and then taken away. I think that’s even more fun personally. I often enjoy doing that same thing with very small children and candy. Then I eat it reeeeeaaaaaally slowly, right in front of them, and watch as the last little glimmer of hope fades from their eyes. THAT’S when you know you have killed their spirit!
Oh yeah, this is good stuff. I’ma going to pour myself a big fat glass of mage tears, and giggle through 32 pages of QQ. Just like the good old days!
*raises glass* Here’s to Blizzard, making Mages cry since… well…. since forever!