I remember when I first made Saresa, all those years ago.  She was a fairly unique specimen back then… there were about half a dozen Saresa’s roaming around Azeroth, and we were a variety of races and classes.

Well, things have since changed… and I would like to say that it was my influence which has caused this, but I suspect that it might just be random luck.  After all, who would copy me, right?…

saresasWould the real Saresa please stand up?

The Real Saresa (apologies to Eminem) – The VERY abridged version – the song is just too damn long to rewrite the whole thing.  Please note: some authentic Eminem style language snuck through, sorry!

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Saresa please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Saresa please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a warlock before
Runnin’ round like crazy, like I feared you through the floor
and sent a crazy hound from hell to your door.
You popped your bubble, hearth stoned your way out of trouble(Ahh!)
Then said to yourself, ‘I wanna be just like her!’ 
Fast pewpewing my way through the Twisting Nether!"
And Blizzard, they said… Where the hell’s my Nerf Bat?!
Warlocks killing too fast, must fix that! (Ha-ha!)

All the Horde players love Saresa {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Saresa, I’m sick of her
Look at her, walkin around cursin’ all the critters,
Corrupting the lowbies," "Yeah, but she’s so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably am more evil than what you are used to
But no worse than Death Knights flippin’ sides like a seal
Sometimes, I wanna get in BG’s and just let loose, but can’t
though it’s cool for Pally’s to stun lock me, shoo!

"My name is on your lips, my name is on your lips"
And if I’m lucky, you might just copy it, little kids
And make your own ‘locks that pewpew all the little mages
And smash them in PvE on the damage meters
Of course they’re gonna know what soulshatter is
Pulling aggro like crazy
tryin’ not to die in a pile of evil lock ashes
’Less we kill ourselves, that is .." Lifetappin’, Hellfirin’, emo
suicide to save on repair bills {*KA-CHING*}

I’m Saresa, yes I’m the real Sar-E
All you other Saresa’s are just imitating
So won’t the real Saresa please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Hunters don’t gotta work in the raids to do some damage;
well I do, so fuck them and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a meter?
Half of you guilds don’t wanna know me, let alone invite me
"But Sar, what if you pwned, wouldn’t it be weird?"
I’m sick of you little girl and boy toons, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there’s a million of us just like me
who curse like me; who kill all the critters like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus x2

Ha ha
Guess there’s a Saresa in all of us
Stuff it, let’s all stand up

6 Responses to “Can never have too much of a good thing”
  1. yea, that friggin’ does it!

    Then again, who has the unique name anymore in this world of 11 million+ WoW players…?

    Copras last blog post..Complete nonsense

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  2. I recently saw another Nelf Druid Leafshine pop up on the EU realms and start levelling quickly, after years of me being the only one. Need to check the US ones, really.

    *goes and checks*

    Oh, none. I’m still a rarity… :)

    Leafys last blog post..1 Lich King, 2 Lich King, 3…

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  3. Ha, shameless and evil. /clap

    Fulguraliss last blog post..What’s In A Name?

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  4. Rockeroad says:

    I’m still a fairly unique specimen. There are 3 Rockeroad’s on the US servers. And the other two are lv 10 and 47.


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  5. Rockeroad says:

    To add even more: There are none in europe. I am amazingness.

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  6. That was awesome! There are a ton of Syrana’s too, but of all types of classes. I only have 2 names that are still the only ones on armory… but who knows for how long! :)

    Syranas last blog post..Screenshot Sunday: Where’s My Dolly?

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