No… not a GEAR list. A Christmas List! There’s a difference! So, if you all love Sar, you shall mail her the following 5 things:
1. 4000 Gold in unmarked coins by New Year’s, or the rabbit gets it!
… wait, Sar, Christmas theme, not Gangster theme! The gold to be honest is merely a means to an end for a much greater goal – Sar’s epic flying. While I have always professed that being slow doesn’t bother me… it’s starting to get on my nerves. Especially with the 50 billion ZILLION flying mounts available as random rewards for people who are fast in instances.
2. The Afore Mentioned Fast Mount.
Specifically – the red drake from Wyrmrest rep. Mmmmm yummy! I have also had a fondness for the Cenarion Hyppogriff (however you spell that dang thing). I have the rep… just need the gold! (see above – and add a couple k gold to it).
3. A Dagger and Offhand so I can stabby stabby rather than whacky whacky
I hate staves. Staves bug the CRAP out of me. Can you imagine my disappointment when I realised that I had sold off my dagger and offhand – and then got my figureprint. Now, I have to pose Sar with a Stoopid Staff.
My love affair with daggers first began when I saw Blade of Eternal Darkness in AtlasLoot. I wanted it – between the supremely evil name, the stabby stabby factor, and the somewhat nifty ‘on equip’ bonus, I was in love. Staves have always reminded me of Priests and Mages – not the look I wanted. I wanted to have a potent, magical dagger, that I could walk around and stab people with when the urge took me. If I felt like thwapping them, I’d thwap them over the head with my offhand.
4. More Levels
Please, Pleeeease! I would love a few more levels – 3 for Sar, the left overs can go to Herm. As you all know, I am a disgustingly slow leveler. I suck at levelling! Most of my guild has raced ahead of me – most of them have raced ahead of me on more than one character! How is this fair?
5. Green Fire
Please Santa? Please Please Please?? I’ll leave you cookies and everything!
P.S. I have been good. I have a whole heap of
victims witnesses cowering waiting in the corner ready to say I have been!