Comments on: Perverted Paladins and why they freak me out http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/ Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:42:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Saresa http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/comment-page-1/#comment-1825 Saresa Tue, 20 Apr 2010 11:19:23 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/#comment-1825 Tehehehe, that's awesome! Tehehehe, that’s awesome!

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]]> By: Nymesis http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/comment-page-1/#comment-1824 Nymesis Tue, 20 Apr 2010 11:04:54 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/#comment-1824 A joke to brighten your day Sar. A paladin walks into a bar and sits down next to a warlock. The paladin asks for water from the warlock. “Look noob, I’m not a soft mage. I don’t make water.” the warlock says. The paladin asks him for water again. “Dude just go away! I’m not a freaking mage!” the warlock shouts. “Oh and here’s me thinking that locks could do something more useful than summon people and give them rocks,” the paladin says obnoxiously. The warlock then gets angry and punches the paladin in the face. The paladin lays there unconscious for a while, then the warlock laughs and says: “And here I was thinking pallys could tank." A joke to brighten your day Sar.

A paladin walks into a bar and sits down next to a warlock. The paladin asks for water from the warlock. “Look noob, I’m not a soft mage. I don’t make water.” the warlock says. The paladin asks him for water again. “Dude just go away! I’m not a freaking mage!” the warlock shouts. “Oh and here’s me thinking that locks could do something more useful than summon people and give them rocks,” the paladin says obnoxiously. The warlock then gets angry and punches the paladin in the face. The paladin lays there unconscious for a while, then the warlock laughs and says: “And here I was thinking pallys could tank.”

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]]> By: 2ndNin http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/comment-page-1/#comment-596 2ndNin Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:36:20 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/#comment-596 Well if you really don't like us that much we can just bubble out of your aggro, hand of freedom ourselves till we can get close enough to lay on hands, and give you a bit of salvation. I wouldn't worry though, in LK at the moment the LolRet looks more like the Holy Spec, so not only will the paladin be there to save you with his mighty sword, remembering to bring protection, but he will make up for your lifetapping as well. :P ok enough dodgy named mechanics (why did Paladins have to get them all). DPS/Tank/Heal in 1 class isn't a bad thing, especially since its implemented that we essentially have nothing baseline, Warlocks get their abilities as a baseline to do something, Paladins need to basically spec into Tank or Healer while most hybrids have some functionality baseline. As hybrids go we are the fluffy kind, half the time it is as bad as rerolling to change spec (and I have considered having a 2nd Paladin at 70 to play with on another spec :P). 2ndNins last blog post..<a href="http://www.2ndnin.com/2008/09/on-class-homogenization-or-why-losing.html" rel="nofollow">On Class homogenization, or why losing your raid spot is a good thing</a> Well if you really don’t like us that much we can just bubble out of your aggro, hand of freedom ourselves till we can get close enough to lay on hands, and give you a bit of salvation. I wouldn’t worry though, in LK at the moment the LolRet looks more like the Holy Spec, so not only will the paladin be there to save you with his mighty sword, remembering to bring protection, but he will make up for your lifetapping as well.

:P ok enough dodgy named mechanics (why did Paladins have to get them all).

DPS/Tank/Heal in 1 class isn’t a bad thing, especially since its implemented that we essentially have nothing baseline, Warlocks get their abilities as a baseline to do something, Paladins need to basically spec into Tank or Healer while most hybrids have some functionality baseline. As hybrids go we are the fluffy kind, half the time it is as bad as rerolling to change spec (and I have considered having a 2nd Paladin at 70 to play with on another spec :P).

2ndNins last blog post..On Class homogenization, or why losing your raid spot is a good thing

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]]> By: Rockeroad http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/comment-page-1/#comment-563 Rockeroad Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:58:05 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/#comment-563 Very nice post, except one thing. Lolret is gonna be PWNYOURET! I hope they make divine storm do a bit lower damage, one hit from that and im dead no matter what gear i have! SO you gonna roll a DK sar? I mean they are the plate warlocks of the future, lol. I personally ahve a warlock and a spriest(both use shadow magic. Creppy but yes, i like to DOT! muahahahaha!). So yeah, im gonna have 3 shadow-wielding classes to own face. Very nice post, except one thing. Lolret is gonna be PWNYOURET! I hope they make divine storm do a bit lower damage, one hit from that and im dead no matter what gear i have! SO you gonna roll a DK sar? I mean they are the plate warlocks of the future, lol. I personally ahve a warlock and a spriest(both use shadow magic. Creppy but yes, i like to DOT! muahahahaha!). So yeah, im gonna have 3 shadow-wielding classes to own face.

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]]> By: Hanhar http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/comment-page-1/#comment-561 Hanhar Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:29:19 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/#comment-561 I am a tankadin, and I love to hang with Yvelle who is my wife that started as a Lock. it is the horde lock's I don't like all that DoT-Fear stuff. in the end it might come down to lock's vs pallies. a battle to shake Azeroth for sure. but in the mean time. I take a lock over a ret pally anyday. Maybe I need to become a death knight /lol. Great post Hanhars last blog post..<a href="http://tincandwarf.wordpress.com/2008/09/30/av-weekend-bust/" rel="nofollow">AV weekend bust</a> I am a tankadin, and I love to hang with Yvelle who is my wife that started as a Lock. it is the horde lock’s I don’t like all that DoT-Fear stuff. in the end it might come down to lock’s vs pallies. a battle to shake Azeroth for sure. but in the mean time. I take a lock over a ret pally anyday. Maybe I need to become a death knight /lol.

Great post

Hanhars last blog post..AV weekend bust

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]]> By: Cynra http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/comment-page-1/#comment-560 Cynra Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:30:23 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/#comment-560 Aww, I'll make sure to avoid passing this post onto my favorite Wreckadin. He's exceedingly proud of his performance as Retribution. And think beyond the goodie-two-shoe image, Sar! Think of the man driven to good who act beyond the scope of his responsibility. Rather than interrupt a fight to save others, he goes a step further and begins to enforce his will on others, thereby becoming just as bad as his contemporaries. Fun twist and one you oh-so-rarely see, but not all paladins are the same! Cynras last blog post..<a href="http://www.airee.net/2008/09/29/online-friendships-here-there-and-everywhere/" rel="nofollow">Online Friendships — Here, There, and Everywhere</a> Aww, I’ll make sure to avoid passing this post onto my favorite Wreckadin. He’s exceedingly proud of his performance as Retribution.

And think beyond the goodie-two-shoe image, Sar! Think of the man driven to good who act beyond the scope of his responsibility. Rather than interrupt a fight to save others, he goes a step further and begins to enforce his will on others, thereby becoming just as bad as his contemporaries. Fun twist and one you oh-so-rarely see, but not all paladins are the same!

Cynras last blog post..Online Friendships — Here, There, and Everywhere

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]]> By: AfflicNic http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/comment-page-1/#comment-559 AfflicNic Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:38:55 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/#comment-559 Heck yes I'd rather hang out with a warlock! Which means myself... All alone in a room... /emo /cast Hellfire *ouch!* *ouch!* AfflicNics last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Nicgetlife/~3/403239273/yikes.html" rel="nofollow">Yikes!</a> Heck yes I’d rather hang out with a warlock!

Which means myself…

All alone in a room…

/emo
/cast Hellfire
*ouch!* *ouch!*

AfflicNics last blog post..Yikes!

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]]> By: Medros http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/comment-page-1/#comment-558 Medros Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:16:24 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/#comment-558 Don't worry, I feel the same way about Warlocks that you do about my favorite class, and spec. Oh, and if a Paladin tried to tank, DPS, and heal at the same time, he'd be a pile of aluminum and guts. I assume this is at least partially in jest, but a lot of people mistakenly thing that, no matter how misinformed it is. On live, my high end heal, as a Ret Paladin, does very pitifully, not even able to get me 2 hits from a mob. Beta it's better, though so is everyone else. *casts Lay on Hands on Sar* /cackle Medross last blog post..<a href="http://www.allthingsazeroth.com/Medros/archive/2008/09/where-in-the-world-is-medros.php" rel="nofollow">Where in the world is Medros?</a> Don’t worry, I feel the same way about Warlocks that you do about my favorite class, and spec. Oh, and if a Paladin tried to tank, DPS, and heal at the same time, he’d be a pile of aluminum and guts. I assume this is at least partially in jest, but a lot of people mistakenly thing that, no matter how misinformed it is. On live, my high end heal, as a Ret Paladin, does very pitifully, not even able to get me 2 hits from a mob. Beta it’s better, though so is everyone else. *casts Lay on Hands on Sar* /cackle

Medross last blog post..Where in the world is Medros?

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]]> By: Siha http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/comment-page-1/#comment-557 Siha Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:09:30 +0000 http://www.destructivereach.com/2008/09/perverted-paladins-and-why-they-freak-me-out/#comment-557 Well, *I* feel unloved now! *sniffle* Sihas last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BananaShoulders/~3/406948671/" rel="nofollow">Fix your UI in advance!</a> Well, *I* feel unloved now! *sniffle*

Sihas last blog post..Fix your UI in advance!

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